Broke guys dating

Being broke and looking for a rich dude is like being homeless and refusing to hang out with other bums, because you’re looking for a more sophisticated crowd to hang out with. Broke girls love to tell people what to spend money on.She knows all the latest fashion trends and every new expensive restaurant, but she has no idea what a W-2 form is.You should hustle your broke ass to a job interview. Broke girls know everything, it’s like they have a 24-hour news channel that broadcasts all the breaking news you don’t give a shit about.Broke girls can tell you who is dating who, who is getting dumped, and who is moving in or out of the neighborhood.

I recently moved back to my very small hometown after 30 years and reunited with an old girlfriend.

Every time I get around a broke girl, all she talks about is the new i Phone or the new i Pad, and the entire time I’m thinking, “Hey, how about finding an i Job?

” Broke girls are very focused on appearing to be rich, which is why they need the i Phone and the i Pad. I once knew a girl so broke, when she called me her ring tone was the theme song from 4. She may be allergic to a job application, but you better believe she has a status update every four seconds.

Everywhere you turn there are girls with designer purses, and only .00 worth of Chucky Cheese tokens in that muthafucka.

Having a purse with no money in it is like being a firefighter that fights fires with a super soaker, you can’t get shit done. Broke girls are always looking for a Baller in the club.

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